When Spanky's sister, Sparky, was ill the vet prescribed a medication and cautioned me: "its side affect is that it will make Sparky hyper-active". "Okay, so how do i tell the difference?"
For their annual, Sparky was carried in first on her leash to the empty reception area and then it was Spanky's turn and he WRHANNAed as loud as he could and a staffer ran out and asked: "when was Spanky stabbed and has the bleeding stopped?" "That is just Spanky greeting the office staff in his best Bengal voice."
The three of us were waiting on the reception area when a miniature poodle, "Princess" walked over to Spanky to elicit praise from me. Spanky, who was larger than Princess, dropped his ears down, showed his pearly whites and growled at her, much to Sparky's delight. Princess spun around in a millisecond and returned to her owner. Immediately thereafter, the office manager announced that there was an empty treatment room for the three of us to wait in!
Finally, the vet's office had 5 black kittens ready for adoption in the lobby and while Spanky was receiving a vaccination, I was carrying Sparky around and she looked at the kittens and turned to me with the same look the villagers showed when they first saw Frankenstein!
ptolemy and the Bengal 3
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